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pythia_dreamingEvery time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.
During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.
Vin Diesel perpendicular parks.
Vin Diesel shot Bambi's mother.
Vin Diesel always calls heads when flipping a coin - or a baby.
In Japanese, Vin Diesel literally translates to 'fuck that ninja shit, I've got a gun.'
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
Vin Diesel was not the aggressor.
During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.
Vin Diesel perpendicular parks.
Vin Diesel shot Bambi's mother.
Vin Diesel always calls heads when flipping a coin - or a baby.
In Japanese, Vin Diesel literally translates to 'fuck that ninja shit, I've got a gun.'
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
Vin Diesel was not the aggressor.
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