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pythia_dreaming ([personal profile] pythia_dreaming) wrote2006-01-19 09:23 am

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What's a test tube baby's worst nightmare?




A Dingo with a straw.

[identity profile] slothphil.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Then there was the Australian abortionist who had to go out of business...

...his ferret died

[identity profile] pythia.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I just crossed my legs involuntarily, so hard my knees clunked together...

[identity profile] slothphil.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Some jokes manage to invoke reflex actions quite effectively :-)

[identity profile] rhinocrow.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Don't read American Psycho.

[identity profile] edgar.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, dude.

That's terrible. Terrible funny.

[identity profile] world-worn-soul.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Jeeze, babe... That's bad...

...

What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can...?


One dead baby in ten trash cans...

[identity profile] iceyak.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sick. But funny.

How do you make french fries?

Hit a leper on the back with a tennis racket.