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My cat, special creature that he is, was just outside. I was sitting outside with him, and he suddenly became fascinated with a few slugs that were crawling around the edge of the garden. So he stalked them. Veeeery slooooowly. Then he got bored, and rolled on the concrete. After which he walked into the garden, forgetting all about aforementioned slugs, and standing on them. He got a little weirded out when one got STUCK TO HIS FOOT, and shook his paw around frantically. When the slug flew off his foot to land on the concrete, he promptly chased it, and then...rolled on it.
Now he's aleep in the middle of my freshly planted garden.
*sigh*