Filthy

"First, all initiates must sit on my Golden Throne, where by "Throne" I mean "lap" and "Golden" I mean "naked." Then they must bounce thirty-seven times upon it. No more, no less. Thirty-seven is the number of times of bouncing, and the number of times they shall bounce is 37."

(no subject)

"Don’t go down that emotional road, just go down on her. It’s easier, and she’ll be distracted."