Motherfucking sick

Not what I need right now. I have a 3 hour 'test' (read: exam) on Wednesday morning, two essays due on Friday and one due on Monday...and my head feels like it's about to explode, my ears are so blocked I can't hear shit and also can't walk straight or stand up without getting vertigo, every part of me hurts and I'm coughing till I puke.

Fun times, fun times.