On seeing hot guys at the bus stop.

"Ooo. He's hot. Let's offer him a lift."
"You're right. He is. But we can't just stop at a bus stop with like, 7 people, and offer one guy a lift!"
"Sure we could. But I don't know if he'd get in the car with us."
"He so would."
"Yeah, maybe. Then we could kidnap and rape him."
"No, I can't kidnap and rape random guys. I have a boyrfriend. He'd get cranky."
"..."