Primary School all over again

[pythia_dreaming]

Can you feel the love?

You know, I love how some people in our social group have such special talents and skills.
Foremost, I think would be...backstabbing. We've really got it down to quite a fine art, I feel.
Or maybe unwarranted cruelty. I'm not sure. It's a close call.

However, my opinion probably doesn't matter, because apparently I'm well on my way to becoming a 500 pound woman who everyone loathes and has to be buried in a piano case. Thanks for that. Just what I needed to hear.
But don't worry. I'm classy. It'll be a Bechstein, or a Steinway or something.

Comments

[slothphil.livejournal.com]

SO what the fuck is in the water at the moment that seems to have so many people grumpy at each other?

[cataragon.livejournal.com]

Someone said you would have to be buried in a piano case?
That's a weird insult.

Ignore it.

C.

[https://users.livejournal.com/jedi-kenobi-/]

Karma will make them _fatter_ than a piano case... bwa hahah

[thedarkrabbit.livejournal.com]

You know what I think... so I won't say anything.

Maybe you should move to Indiana....?

[xenogram.livejournal.com]

Goddam, what is wrong with Christchurch these days? Having a great year down here, none of the problems you describe.

I should just come up there and slap you all silly.

Don't worry, you'd look great in Steinway.

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a piano case.

Actually, now I'm thinking of that Black Books episode with Manny hiding in the piano. Heee. A piano virtuoso is you!

[webellion.livejournal.com]

You and me in a piano case baby! Of course by piano case I mean tank. And by tank I mean a tank with big big guns. Then, and only then, we can chill out and feel safe that both our backs are covered and both our feelings will be well protected.